The 10 Types of People You’ll Always Spot at the Pool

Pools are supposed to be relaxing… until you realize you’re basically at a live-action reality show. Let’s meet the cast. Here are 10 types of people you meet at the pool.

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1. The Divers

These are the daredevils. You’ll find them on the diving board (or at the deep end), perfecting flips, twists, and cannonballs. They live for the applause or the giant splash they create.

2. The Splasher

They might be kids… or adults who never outgrew their inner child. Whether intentional or not, they’re guaranteed to soak you.

3. The Tanner

They’re not here for the water, they’re here for the sun. You’ll find them stretched out on a lounge chair, shades on, headphones in, and SPF… hopefully applied. They might dip in once, but only to cool off before going back to their golden glow mission.

4. Parents Doing Swim Lessons

These parents are multitasking pros, teaching their little ones to kick, blow bubbles, and float. It’s part patience, part cheerleading, and a whole lot of “good job, sweetie!” moments.

5. The Professional Swimmers

You know the type. Goggles on, cap tight, swimming perfect laps as if they’re training for the Olympics. You might feel inspired… or slightly intimidated.

6. The Wall Hugger

They can swim… kind of. But you’ll never see them leave the safety of the edges. One hand always grips the wall like their life depends on it.

7. The Social Butterfly

They know everyone, and if they don’t, they will by the end of the day. Expect them to strike up conversations mid-swim.

8. The Snack Bar Regular

They spend more time at the poolside café than in the water. Burgers, fries, ice cream, they’ve sampled the whole menu before you’ve finished your first swim.

9. The Ball Game Crew

They’re “just tossing a ball,” but somehow it smacks you in the head every single time. No apology, just another throw.

10. The Selfie Superstar

Their swimming time is limited to what looks good on Instagram. Expect multiple takes and pool float props.

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